i got pulled over.
at 3am.
by a lady cop.
in an undercover car.
for failing to yield.
at confusion corner.
i am wearing mardi gras beads.
and have sunglasses on my head.
my shirt says "C is for Crunk."
(remarkably, i am sober...although, can we examine how i must have appeared?!)
it takes me roughly 5 minutes to find my registration.
did i mention this was the SEVENTH time i have been pulled over?
so, just to gloat....
number of times pulled over: seven.
number of tickets recieved: ZERO!!!!
mad skilllz. that's all there is to say.
p.s. i love karaoke. especially of the boy band variety.
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i love. my life.
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